My wife's weird internet survey. I must say her questions are unique if nothing else. :)
You find yourself at the mercy of a mad scientist, mastermind, and dynamite raconteur. He gives you a dolorous choice. You, as the test subject for his experiment, must have your human brain exchanged for an animal's. By his warped sense of fairness, he will allow you to pick the species of beast whose brain will soon be yours. You will, he hopes, behave exactly like this animal in every way. What do you choose?
Wow. This is the opposite end of "If you could be an animal, what would it be?" I guess I wouldn't care what brain they put into my body. Could be that of a retarded squirrel destined to become roadkill at a young age for all I care. My brain's just been removed! I'm frikkin' dead!
Name five things.
Five things? Like, just whatever? OK. Here they are, the first five things that floated across my mind: Trigun collection, Tron 2.0, Mithril Chain Shirt, Star Wars Galaxies, Homestarrunner.com
A supernatural emissary comes before you and states you are a god. You search your vast soul and become self-aware of your divinity. Your first words?
"Finally! My life makes perfect sense."
Fashion magazines proclaim the mullet's return to popularity. What are your thoughts?
"Yes! YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes!" Then I promptly grow one.
Be honest. Have you ever bought a tabloid? If so, which one was it and why did you sink so low?
I can honestly say I've never purchased one of those. I have, however, looked at their headlines on the racks with deep amusement.
A drakee draws near! Command?
>Attack
*nee* *nee* *nee* *thwak!*
Thou attacks the drakee!
Thou hast done 24 damage to the drakee.
Thou hast defeated the drakee.
Thy experience points have increased by 10.
Thy gold has increased by 24.
Let's have a look at your philes. I see three right here:
1. Bibliophile
2. Heterophile
3. Video...game..phile?
If the governments of the world decided to freeze all culture into the likeness of a single era, which would you vote for and why?
Gotta also say the 80's. I loved everything about it, and it was there and gone so quickly I didn't get to enjoy it.
What is the most ridiculous thing you've shouted in a public setting?
"I love eating nuts! Just not in my stuff!"
And finally, if someone offered you a customized robot, what would it look like and what would its functions include? Would you name it?
Gotta be T3-M4 from Knights of the Old Republic. I'd have him tricked out with all the latest modifications and we'd go around fixing starships and...
Ahh. Dreams.
22 July 2008
11 July 2008
The Boy Who Lived (to quote)
I didn't even know it, but apparently there exists a House Mackenclaw. (See the comments.) Since I'm the man of said house, I guess that makes it mine. I'm going to be keeping track of points, and apparently we're up by 500 due to knowing the title of a song.
Quiddich, anyone? House Terrydor?
Quiddich, anyone? House Terrydor?
01 July 2008
Delusions of Gondor
So! Evening 1 of the Lord of the Rings Online test, after coming back a year later.
(Again, I want to stress that I'm not giving up playing EQ with my friends or CoH with my wife. This is just something I'm doing for kicks in my spare time.)
So far, so good. It could just be me, but they would appear to have done some things to the color balance and bloom filters of the game to make it appear even *more* visually appealing. This game, for reference, was already renowned for being one of the prettiest out there. That they could somehow make it even more so is really impressive.
Gameplay-wise, it's still very similar to WoW. So much so that I occasionally wonder why I'm not over playing Blizzard's offering rather than this one. Still, it's not entirely to their detriment. The gameplay is ripped off of WoW, yes, but it is very solid as a result and therefore not a complete waste of ingenuity. To say nothing of being *cheaper* and, in my opinion, prettier.
Strong points:
Unbelievably good-looking world, especially at night
Good lore backdrop
Amazing encounters with things like Ringwraiths
Unique crafting system
Mild points:
Storyline (jury's still out on this one, haven't seen much of it)
Combat system
Character customization and appearance (better than a lot of games, but bland)
Weak points:
Mini-quests
Some animations (walking) and sounds (girl fighting)
That last one might confuse you. Seriously, though, when women fight in this game, they sound a lot more like they're in a porno than in a fight for their lives. You'd just have to play and hear it to realize what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'd give it a 7.5 of 10 overall, with a 10 of 10 for value. I wouldn't pay full price for it, but for ten bucks, it's a hell of a lot of game.
Thumbs up!
(Again, I want to stress that I'm not giving up playing EQ with my friends or CoH with my wife. This is just something I'm doing for kicks in my spare time.)
So far, so good. It could just be me, but they would appear to have done some things to the color balance and bloom filters of the game to make it appear even *more* visually appealing. This game, for reference, was already renowned for being one of the prettiest out there. That they could somehow make it even more so is really impressive.
Gameplay-wise, it's still very similar to WoW. So much so that I occasionally wonder why I'm not over playing Blizzard's offering rather than this one. Still, it's not entirely to their detriment. The gameplay is ripped off of WoW, yes, but it is very solid as a result and therefore not a complete waste of ingenuity. To say nothing of being *cheaper* and, in my opinion, prettier.
Strong points:
Unbelievably good-looking world, especially at night
Good lore backdrop
Amazing encounters with things like Ringwraiths
Unique crafting system
Mild points:
Storyline (jury's still out on this one, haven't seen much of it)
Combat system
Character customization and appearance (better than a lot of games, but bland)
Weak points:
Mini-quests
Some animations (walking) and sounds (girl fighting)
That last one might confuse you. Seriously, though, when women fight in this game, they sound a lot more like they're in a porno than in a fight for their lives. You'd just have to play and hear it to realize what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'd give it a 7.5 of 10 overall, with a 10 of 10 for value. I wouldn't pay full price for it, but for ten bucks, it's a hell of a lot of game.
Thumbs up!
30 June 2008
Not Another MMO Hop
So yesterday I go on the Lord of the Rings Online website for the heck of it. I was following that game pretty closely right up until it launched, then I played the beta, was bored out of my mind, and passed it off with a definitive "meh." Yesterday I thought, "You know, maybe they're doing something new with the game now, they've had a year to work on it."
Turns out they are doing something: They're selling the game for ten bucks. For that, you get the full game and get to play for a month. Also, the monthly price has fallen from $15 to $9.99.
So I bought it. I know, I know, I was just talking about how heavy I was into City of Heroes. You know what? I still am. I'm not giving that up, and I'm still playing EQ on Wednesdays with my friends, believe it or not.
I didn't drop the money on the game honestly believing that I'd be sucked into it. MMOs have a hard time doing that to me anymore. It was just... you know, *ten bucks.* Why not? At these prices I'll take the plunge. If I feel guilty later I'll skip my coffee for a few days. I'd even be willing to throw down for Jess, Josh, and Randi so they could try it with me. I could do that and *still* not be paying as much as I would for a normal game off the rack at Gamestop.
(Actually, I wouldn't even need to do that, come to think of it. They've got a free trial of the game rolling right now. Hmm.)
In other news, work is going exceedingly well. It seems at the moment, here in the office, I can do no wrong. Go me.
Anyway, lunch is over. Will write more later.
Turns out they are doing something: They're selling the game for ten bucks. For that, you get the full game and get to play for a month. Also, the monthly price has fallen from $15 to $9.99.
So I bought it. I know, I know, I was just talking about how heavy I was into City of Heroes. You know what? I still am. I'm not giving that up, and I'm still playing EQ on Wednesdays with my friends, believe it or not.
I didn't drop the money on the game honestly believing that I'd be sucked into it. MMOs have a hard time doing that to me anymore. It was just... you know, *ten bucks.* Why not? At these prices I'll take the plunge. If I feel guilty later I'll skip my coffee for a few days. I'd even be willing to throw down for Jess, Josh, and Randi so they could try it with me. I could do that and *still* not be paying as much as I would for a normal game off the rack at Gamestop.
(Actually, I wouldn't even need to do that, come to think of it. They've got a free trial of the game rolling right now. Hmm.)
In other news, work is going exceedingly well. It seems at the moment, here in the office, I can do no wrong. Go me.
Anyway, lunch is over. Will write more later.
23 June 2008
Lovin' It
So, today begins the "divided days" work model that I was talking about to most of my readers. If you haven't heard, let me bring you up to speed: As of today, I spend the first part of my 8 hour shift out at one plant location, then I wheel across town and spend the second half of the day at the other. It takes about ten minutes to walk from where my office is out to my car, then ten minutes to drive from point A to point B, then ten more to walk in to my other office. So I kill a half hour with this transition every day.
This has the very agreeable side-effect of making my days seem really short somehow. Instead of one goal that's 8 hours away, I have two goals that are four hours away each. I still spend the same amount of time working day to day, but it really doesn't feel like that somehow. Hmm.
Anyway, possibly playing EQ with four players has been the topic of discussion for the last couple days. Me, I'm all over this. I love it when the four of us game together.
This has the very agreeable side-effect of making my days seem really short somehow. Instead of one goal that's 8 hours away, I have two goals that are four hours away each. I still spend the same amount of time working day to day, but it really doesn't feel like that somehow. Hmm.
Anyway, possibly playing EQ with four players has been the topic of discussion for the last couple days. Me, I'm all over this. I love it when the four of us game together.
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